Chef Salad vs Chef from South Park
Created By:
The cook in the back of the diner	Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Made of:
Lettuce, Tomatoes, Turkey, Ham, Roast Beef, and Cheese served in a bowl.	Computer scanned construction paper with the voice of Issac Hayes.
Main Squeeze
Thousand Island salad dressing	A whole lot of women including Kathy Lee Gifford
Best Attribute
It is plausible that chef salad can be healthy for you since indeed it does contain vegetables.	Always ready to give friendly advice
Drawback
The combination of cheese, ham, roast beef, and thousand island dressing will most likely lead you to an early heart attack.	While his advice is friendly, it is usually delivered in the form of a 70s soul groove song about making love to a woman and is thus completely useless.