Soda vs Yoda
Physical Characteristics:
tall cold and refreshing short old and green
Makes you:
belch a Jedi master
State of Matter:
liquid muppet
Why people like it
sweet, bubbly, and thirst quenching silly, wise, and muppet
What makes it work:
sugar, water, and caffeine a hand up it's muppet butt
Sequels
new coke Episode 1
Sought after by
young boys young boys
Slogan
Do the Dew Do or do not...there is no try
If one was the other
Darth Coke Dr. Browns diet caffeine free pickle flavor soda