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Jessie Disbrow
of the
West Side Diner
in Denville.
The West Side Diner has a fantastic atmosphere. Jessie, only adds to this personality.
As soon as someone steps into this diner, her lively attitude makes one feel welcome.
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WAITRESS: Ha I am gonna be on a web page!
DAVE: How long have you been working here.
WAITRESS: A little over a year.
LARRY: Have you worked in any other diners? How long have you been a waitress?
WAITRESS: This is the only diner I've ever worked at so I have been a waitress for a little over a year.
DAVE: How old are you?
WAITRESS: Almost 19, 18.
DAVE: Do you like working at this diner?
WAITRESS: Yeah its fun. I was gonna switch once but I didn't really want to. I'm glad I didn't
LARRY: If you could be anything on the menu what would you be?
WAITRESS: *laugh* God! I never really thought about that one... um...
LARRY: See we always throw in the tough ones early...
WAITRESS: Yeah, thats like a hard one
DAVE: No, we'll get to that one after two others
WAITRESS: Okay
DAVE: Whats the best thing on the menu, your favorite thing?
WAITRESS: My favorite thing on the menu, chicken murphy *swoon* because its good.
LARRY: Chicken Murphy? Is that anything like Eddie Murphy?
WAITRESS: Probably not.
LARRY: Is it made with Murphys Oil?
WAITRESS: No, its roasted chicken in brown sauce. with roasted peppers, onions, mushrooms and potatoes. Its good. He makes it. Thats the cook
*cook smiles*
DAVE: Whats the worst thing on the menu?
*cook starts walking away*
LARRY: Aha! Oh now the cook stops listening! *laughter*
DAVE: Hey come back here! You're not off the hook
WAITRESS: I'd have to go with sauted liver.
LARRY: Hear that free world. Berto the cook makes really lousy sauted liver.
WAITRESS: I didn't say that! *laughter*
DAVE: Getting back to the question before, what would you be on the menu.
WAITRESS: Okay, thats the hard question. What if I look at the menu first? Like I don't know it by heart...
LARRY: What kind of waitress doesnt know her menu?
WAITRESS: I know my menu I just don't know what I would be!
LARRY: You know how much everything costs?
WAITRESS: Of course!
LARRY: How much is the patty melt?
WAITRESS: 5.25
DAVE: Fries?
WAITRESS: 2 dollars.
LARRY: What if I wanted two eggs, toast and coffee
WAITRESS: $3.18
LARRY: Wrong! *pointing at sign above counter* $3.10
WAITRESS: Thats the special though. Thats only during breakfast.
LARRY: Wait, I only save 8 cents during breakfast?
WAITRESS: Oh no, you get juice during breakfast.
DAVE: Ok back to the question, what are you gonna be... close your eyes and point to something
WAITRESS: Spin it around first
*Dave spins menu Jessie points.*
DAVE: Okay, apparently you would be the jumbo cheeseburger
WAITRESS: The jumbo cheesburger? *laughs*
DAVE: Oh okay. What is your favorite thing about working at a diner?
WAITRESS: All the people are friendly. For the most part... theres mean people.
DAVE: What's the worst about working at the diner?
WAITRESS: When people get really arrogant and you have to put up with it. Sometimes the people can be obnoxious.
DAVE: What's the worst customer you ever had?
WAITRESS: I had a guy yelling and screaming. He called the order in over his car phone. And we don't do orders over the phone. He wanted to eat here. He wanted the Drench Fip lunch special. The guy came in screaming. Mind you I put the order in as soon as he walked in just like my boss told me. He came in screaming "And she didn't put my order in and she was rude to me" One of the customers went out after him.
DAVE: Was that your worst day?
WAITRESS: Yeah that was it. I was pretty pissed off.
DAVE: What do you do other than work at the diner.
WAITRESS: I am a student. School of Visual Arts.
LARRY: Really? Cool. I almost went there to do more web design. But I changed my mind.
WAITRESS: What were you thinking!
LARRY: I don't know
DAVE: How do you get into NY?
WAITRESS: I take the train. About an hour and a half into the city. 4 days a week.
DAVE: How much coffee do you drink a day?
WAITRESS: Only two cups. I like the coffee I just don't drink that much of it.
LARRY: Did any famous people ever come in in the year that you've been here? And did you serve them?
WAITRESS: Oh yeah, I did, well not that famous. A punk band called Assorted Jellybeans. And another band called Rising Phoenix.
LARRY: Who is your favorite punk band and why haven't they been in here?
WAITRESS: Vandal and I don't know.
DAVE: How many piercings do you have?
LARRY: We noticed a waitress in the other diner that had piercings too so we are comparing
WAITRESS: lets see.... 7? Ears and a tongue ring.
LARRY: Seven... but you have 7 in your ears!
WAITRESS: Theres seven there? Oh then 8.
DAVE: Plus all the obscene ones she is not telling us about.
LARRY: whats the biggest tip you got at the diner.
WAITRESS: $20 off of 2 dollars. The guy puts $2 for the soup. And all he had was a $20. So I said, don't break a 20 for me. I mean the guy was a good customer no big deal. So I took the 2 then he put the 20 down. So he said I'm a marine. You never bet a marine!
LARRY: You never bet a marine?
WAITRESS: No, I guess not.
LARRY: Wait Rishard is a marine. I bet him all the time.
DAVE: Yeah but he is a peaceful marine or a merchant marine or something.
WAITRESS: Okay.
DAVE: Say, these diners are really a cover up for UFOs right?
WAITRESS: Oh yeah, aliens land here all the time in the back.
LARRY: Are there any questions you wanna ask us?
WAITRESS: No. But I will check out your web site and I will tell all my friends to check out the site.
LARRY: Cool and next time we go on a road trip you wanna come with us?
WAITRESS: Sure!
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